This is a short story about my friend travel from Kuching to Johor, and on his trip he MMS
(multimedia message) me on the interesting encounter during his trip.
Starting:Me as
WilMy friend as
L
L: I’m flying away from Kuching. hahaha.
L: so sad, this is not my plan, have to take AirAsia instead. Sardine class flight. Who to do????
L: the most beautiful girl in the airport. Isn’t it sad story to tell you all? Traveling is not fun with no pretty girl around :)
L: As far as I concern, this is the most handsome one. So sad no other pretty girls around… :)
Wil: You good la, can go travel. Please help me take that pretty girl contact, she’s too hot. You want to eat egg or not?
L: u eat egg in the morning? right now I’m already RM123 bill, every MMS is free, so fun and still got 10 days to go before cut off bill. Hahaha!! Song!!!
Wil: oh no wonder, mine still have RM70 to go. Haha..goog good. Don’t forget to show me how Johor looks like.
L: hahaha, when I reach Singapore I let you see more girl.
L: Johor air port. Not as good as Kuching Airport, and no hot chick also.
Wil: Where are you heading now?
L: millionaire wannabe also need to take bus.
L: sad to say that this is JB. The most ancient city in Malaysia. Full of bushes, nothing else, tonight I will stay at my friend tree house.
L: ethnic group from JB sien~~
Wil: Help me to tell that auntie to sit properly cause is not good for her back.
L: can’t sit properly, bro. too fat. Imagine your gf one day look like this bro, yucks.
Wil: shit la, are you cursing me!!!
L: what can you see from this image?
Wil: A pretty ma ma?
L: Not only that. It shows that I’m also heading to Mersing :)
L: raining here, very inconvenient to go around but feel really freshed and not frustrated with hot wether :)
Wil: Here HOT like hell!! You haven’t reach mesing?
L: hot enough?
Wil: Not bad, got foreigner, how about the local people there? Got hot one or not? Please no more ethnic auntie :P
L: bro, my phone don’t have high zoom level. I’m taking a big risk to take their photo. I afraid they ask me to stay over night at their room. .them I will doomed as I with gf now :( no freedom.
Wil: Oh I understand how you feel bro, last time me also the same, go to beach got sexy girl also need to curi-curi watch, she caught me once, then my ears kena pull le :(
L: I know how you feel, this is how I felt, do you know what I found out. My ear still ok.
L: having food at this stall. Don’t know will get lau sai or not later.
L: ngai tii, who’s feet is this? So gigantic. Huge feet = huge dic* ?
Wil: d slippar not ngam with d foot le. According to feng sui, ppl with big leg usually equals to *cough* small *cough* dic_ this ur feet kah bro?
L: hahaha…who teach you that feng shui? Change sifu lo, bro.
L: this is way to my friend hosue. I can’t imagine how his tree house looks like :)
L: I use this kind of transport to go to my friend house…are you kidding me? Serious ah?
L: speeding boat, scary!!!
Wil: looks very fun, Kuching almost rain. The rainbow also comes out.
L: this is the ocean
L: People that rarely found in Kuching.
L: look like what?
Wil: What’s that? Big fish?
L: Mental
L: Taking bus is boring, I miss my Honda at home.
L: If only the girl that sit in front of me is prettier then my bus stop wont be so boring. But pretty girl where will take bus right?
Wil: where u heading now? Send me some scenery photos.
L: Singapore, always long queue. Staff are slow, Malaysia never have this kind of long queue.
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At Singapore because of the roaming fees, so he stop sending me MMS (temporary), after he reach Kuala Lumpur, the story will continue…