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Saturday, June 07, 2025

Mysterious Valley Hike – Sarawak’s Untouched Wilderness

 

We Got Lost in a Hidden Valley — and Nature Showed Off Hard

Somewhere on the border of Sarawak lies a place with no trail markers, no cell signal, and definitely no Starbucks. We call it Hidden Valley — because, honestly, we have no idea what else to name it. It's not on the map, and we kind of want to keep it that way.

The squad? Michael, aka Yellow Boots; Andrew, the clean-shirt optimist; and me, Wilson, in my signature green and questionable judgment. Our mission? Explore a mysterious limestone gorge we spotted on satellite maps and never mentioned to our wives.

Into the wild we go! Michael in yellow boots leading the way, Andrew in white shirt questioning life choices, and me in green, wondering what snacks I forgot.

Behold! Nature’s version of a front door. If Batman lived in Borneo, this would be his cave

Cliff face or a massive green wall from Avatar? You decide. We were too busy picking our jaws up off the ground.

Misty mountain vibes. This cliff wears clouds like a fashion statement — jungle couture at its finest.

Limestone on beast mode. It’s like someone let nature chisel its masterpiece without supervision.

This peaceful stream is actually nature’s way of saying, ‘Good luck finding a dry spot to sit.

Can you spot the jungle graffiti? No, seriously — check out those brown blobs clinging to the cliffs like they own the place.

Fungi that look like they belong in a gourmet restaurant, but found thriving on rotting wood. Nature is a five-star chef.

Stone guardians of the forest — these twin limestone spires look like they’re having a serious conversation about who forgot the map.

Cave entrance or jungle portal? We didn’t go in, because horror movies have taught us better.

🌱 Into the Gorge, Where Google Maps Says “Good Luck”

The entrance looked like something out of Indiana Jones — narrow, dark, and suspiciously damp. The jungle swallowed us whole within minutes. Limestone walls rose up like ancient giants, dripping with moss and secrets. The trail? Ha. That’s cute.

We didn’t walk in — we slid. Mud, roots, and awkward grunts accompanied every step. Michael’s yellow boots squeaked heroically. Andrew kept asking, “Are you sure this is the way?”

Of course not. But we pressed on.


Rock solid fashion statement. Nature’s version of a Mohawk.

Michael casually striking a pose while the jungle tries to turn into an obstacle course.

Caution: Nature’s hallway ahead. No exit signs, just roots and wonder.

This hairy mushroom looks like it's ready to audition for a jungle rock band.🎸🍄

Me, pretending I didn’t just get smacked by a branch five seconds before this shot.😅🌿

Michael, admiring rock formations or just secretly hoping they lead to a vending machine. 🥾

Tiny pink fuzzballs on a log. Proof that fairies might exist.

When the jungle gives you a doorframe, you walk through like you own the place.

The vines say ‘Welcome to the jungle.’ The rocks say ‘Try not to trip.’

Narrow escape route or jungle’s secret passage to another dimension?

🪨 Rocks With Attitude

The deeper we went, the weirder it got. The limestone formations looked like stone sharks breaching from the forest floor. Some rocks had ridges so sharp they could slice egos.

We squeezed through stone corridors so narrow, I now have a new appreciation for noodles being pulled through a colander.

And then, as if Sarawak’s jungle wanted to flex, we entered a section of the gorge where sunlight barely reached — vines hanging like chandeliers, roots dancing mid-air, and boulders carved by water, time, and probably bored jungle spirits.

When your rock split harder than your friend’s New Year’s resolution.

Looks like a T-Rex once napped here. Or maybe just Andrew’s hiking boot imprint.

Moss mansion with a tiny tenant—this real estate market is wild!

Nature's Airbnb—100% clay, zero privacy. Termites call it home.

Zoom in and meet the six-pack gang. These termites don’t skip leg day.

If limestone walls could talk, this one would say, ‘Don’t touch my moss, bro.

Tiny jungle hair salon. Customers are mostly moss with attitude.

Dragonfly in stealth mode. Still waiting for its Marvel spin-off.

Ice crystals? Nope. Just jungle bling on a vine.

Twig fashion runway: Moss edition. The models are fierce (and photosynthetic).

🍄 Mushrooms With Hair, Termites With Real Estate Goals

This place is macro heaven. We found mushrooms that looked like alien coral and fungi so hairy, I almost offered it a comb.

One cluster of termites had built a luxury condo the size of a rugby ball — complete with a penthouse suite and tunnel network. We watched them work. I think one of them had abs.

The moss? Chef’s kiss. Velvet green, perfectly padded, and thriving like a TikTok influencer in Bali.

Mushroom runway models strutting their spores—nature’s version of Paris Fashion Week.

Tree: ‘Don’t look at my roots!’ Us: ‘Too late… we’re already impressed.’

When your jungle GPS says ‘this way,’ but it forgot to mention the tight squeeze.

Rocks doing their best impression of an accordion. Jungle jazz, anyone?

This baby shoot is clearly reaching for greatness. One day it'll be a tree... or a jungle overlord.

Alien plant spotted. Either that, or nature’s secret recipe for organic spaghetti.

Jungle grapes? Nope. Meet nature’s candy—don’t eat it unless you're a bird with steel intestines.

Tree roots, vines, rocks, and water—Mother Nature’s idea of an obstacle course.

Jungle stone standing strong like a guardian of ancient secrets (and probably a few leeches).

These limestone towers look like two jungle titans locked in a silent argument about who’s the coolest rock.

🌳 Limestone Labyrinth

At some point, a tree showed up that could only be described as “prehistoric.” It had buttress roots like armor plating. Standing beneath it felt like meeting a dinosaur's chiropractor.

Everything got wetter, steeper, and more dramatic. Nature went from “peaceful jungle” to “Lord of the Rings backdrop” real fast.

We climbed over stone arches, ducked under fallen logs, and started naming rock formations: “Dragon Fang,” “Tooth Fairy’s Cave,” and “Michael’s Last Nerve.”

Nature’s version of a hallway — just with more tripping hazards.

The jungle trail narrowing again, this time with attitude.
You don’t walk through here… you squeeze and pray

🚶 Exiting the Un-Googleable

Eventually, after hours of dodging thorny branches, misjudging puddle depths, and awkward jungle yoga poses, the gorge began to widen. Sunlight trickled in.

We made it out — scratched, soaked, and oddly energized. Andrew’s white shirt had evolved into a new shade of “Survivor Beige.” Michael’s boots were now certified jungle veterans. And me? I had 300 photos, 4 leech bites, and zero regrets.

We didn’t find treasure.
We didn’t discover a lost tribe.
But we found something better — a secret place only the jungle could’ve hidden this well.


🧭 Final Thought:

Some places don’t want to be found.
But if you treat nature with respect, curiosity… and waterproof socks,
it just might let you in.


Sunday, January 05, 2025

A Simple Village Escape: Family Stream Swim Behind Our Farmhouse











There's something truly magical about being close to nature — especially when it's just a few steps behind our own family farmhouse. 🌿

Last weekend, I decided to bring my children on a mini "adventure" — not to some faraway place, but to the clear, refreshing stream that winds through the back of our village land. Armed with just a few plastic nets, some extra clothes, and a spirit for discovery, we set off.

The air was fresh, the forest alive with the soothing sounds of water tumbling over mossy rocks. Tiny waterfalls trickled down the stones, creating little pools that were just perfect for the kids to splash around. Barefoot and giggling, they jumped from rock to rock, their nets ready to scoop up any "treasures" the stream might offer — little fish, leaves, or even a shiny pebble.

As I watched them — my daughter carefully sitting on a smooth stone, my son wading bravely across the shallow waters — I couldn't help but feel a deep sense of gratitude. No fancy theme parks, no long car rides, just pure, simple joy in nature's playground.

We even spotted a beautifully camouflaged frog resting on a mossy log! Nature, always full of surprises.

At one point, under the warm dappled sunlight, we shared juicy mangosteens we had brought along. Sitting by the water, munching on fruits straight from our farm — it felt like a scene out of a storybook.

This little outing reminded me that sometimes, the best adventures are the ones closest to home. It's not about how far you travel; it's about who you’re with, and the memories you create together.

As the kids laughed and played, I could see it — this was a memory they would keep forever: the day they caught "a big fish" (even if it was just a leaf), the time they climbed mossy boulders like little explorers, the sweet taste of mangosteen under the jungle canopy.

A simple village escape. A priceless family bonding moment. A little reminder that happiness often flows like a clear stream — right outside your door. 💚

Until the next adventure, 

Wilson Chin
The Borneo Explorer

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

A Hike to Remember (and Laugh About) Near Sarawak Border

So, my hiking buddy Michael and I decided to tackle the KlingKang range near the Sarawak border on Christmas Day. Why? Because we're apparently gluttons for punishment and love the idea of mud being our new fashion statement. 🏞️💩


Out of nowhere, we stumbled upon a grove of durian trees. Now, if you're not familiar with durians, they're those spiky fruits that smell like heaven and taste like... well, something you'd either love or hate. And guess what? Some had fallen fresh from the trees! We looked at each other, shrugged, and dug in. Verdict? Sweet, creamy, and utterly delicious. Michael even joked that we should start a durian stand. 😂

We set off early, thinking we were all cool and prepared. Nope! The trail had other plans. Mud, glorious mud! It was like the mountain decided to give us a spa day, minus the relaxation. Every step was a gamble – will I slip or won't I? Spoiler: I slipped. Multiple times. Michael found it hilarious, of course. 😏





we continued our trek and stumbled upon something truly amazing – a mini water catchment project. This wasn't just any project; it was a community effort with the locals and an NGO to supply fresh water to a nearby village. We were blown away by the ingenuity and dedication. Plus, the stream was beautiful, like something out of a fairy tale.



Feeling adventurous, we decided to explore further upstream. The water was so clear, we could see fish darting around. It was like nature's own aquarium! We spotted all sorts of interesting flora, and I even tried to identify some (with limited success, I might add). The whole experience was so serene and beautiful, it felt like we were in a different world.










By the end of our hike, we were tired but exhilarated. The KlingKang range had tested our limits, but it also rewarded us with unforgettable experiences and laughter. If you're ever near the Sarawak border, I highly recommend this hike. Just don't forget your sense of humor and a taste for durians!
Thanks for reading, and until next time, keep exploring and laughing! 😄


Check out more adventures on my blog at wilsonchin.blogspot.com!